TOO HIGH?!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Ok, So I went to donate blood at my school blood drive and when the woman checked my pulse, she said it was too high. I just shook this off as me being nervous, so I waited for a little while and they checked it again. Same thing. So they had another nurse come and check my pulse, no change whatsoever! That is when they told me that I couldn't donate. Yeah that REALLY made me happy. Today was the second time I had attempted to donate and the first time I grabbed the wrong paper for parental consent. This time I made sure that I picked up the correct paper. That didn't make me mad at all, but when your pulse has to be below 100 BPM and yours is only 112, WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD IS THE DIFFERENCE AND WHAT COULD GO WRONG?!!!!!!!!? If you ask me they need to put on the information sheet they give you, that you will not be able to donate IF your pulse rate is over 100, even if this is normal. In my opinion if you have a pulse rate that is below 90 bpm, YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE DEAD! Even if you don't have any stress in your life, you should freaking be a dead corpse!!! I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE!

My Worst Day Ever

This morning when I woke up I felt like my head was going to explode. I figured that it would go away. I knew what it was. It was my sinus. They were clogged up really bad.
       Then I went to my welding class and I just flat out could not lay out a good weld bead for my life. I took the plate that I was welking and threw it in the dumpster. When I filled out my job sheet, I put on it that my plate was in the dumpster and I thanked Mr. Carter for trying to make a welder out of me and told him that I didn't think that I would be in his class next semester.
       The rest of the day I have had a major headache and now that there are less than thirty minets left in seventh period I STILL DON'T FEEL ANY BETTER!!!!!!!

My Fable

A bored little shepherd boy named David was watching over the village sheep. One day he was tired of not doing anything, so he decided to yell out, “Wolf! There is a wolf after the sheep!” Concerned for the safety of the herd, the people of the village ran out to the open field carrying their guns and knives

When they got there David was on the ground almost in tears from laughing so hard.
One of the villagers asked, “Where is the wolf, and why are you laughing?”
“There is no wolf,” the shepherd boy said. “I was just bored.”
One of the villagers scolded the boy by saying, “If you yell wolf when there isn’t one it could end up hurting you!”
The mob of villagers, angered by the boy, walked down the hillside back to the village, hoping that David had learned his lesson.
David pulled the same trick for two straight days. Both times he was given a whipping and another chance to redeem himself, but he continued to cry for help when he didn’t need it.

Three days later, when a REAL wolf came to the hill, the shepherd boy yelled down the street to the village, but to his surprise, nobody wielding guns or knives came to his call.

At the end of the day the townspeople came up to where the David usually stood. From a distance they thought that they saw their sheep, but when they got closer they noticed that they were bushes that had been dug up and painted white.

“Where are the sheep?” one person asked. The shepherd boy replied that they were run off by a wolf.

“Well, that will teach you to cry wolf when there isn’t one, won’t it?” said one person.

“Nobody believes a liar...even when he is telling the truth!” said the elder of the town.

The Longest Night of My life

Last night was so long. I had to go to Princeton with my step dad. On the way back we ran out of gas in the truck, and had to wait for my mom to come and get us. I didn't want to but I had to. So needless to say I have been in a pretty crappy mood all day long!

The Surprise

The Surprise

Here be one of me finest tales matey. Yar.

One evening me lookout shouted, “Thar be a ship on coming at us on the Starboard side of the ship, Cap’n!” Upon hearing this I turned her about and ordered the long guns to be drawn.

“Ye don’t fire ‘till ye can see the whites of thar eyes then use a chain shot to take out their mast!” I then said. “We’ll send them to the locker if it be the last thing we do!” Then me hartys, the battle begun. It was a ruthless one, mostly on their side.

When the battle was done I had only lost one of my crew members, but what we found on the other ship made up for it. We had found some cackle fruit and even more booty than we had planned! All of it in doubloons of the finest of gold. We had also found a large amount of the crew’s Nelson’s Folly. That be a grand evening. I wish I would have kept one of the bottles to take a nip off of every now and then.

After we got all of the 6 iron balls out we burnt their ship and went on our way in search of the loot we had set off course for in the first place. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Get more funny things and MySpace Graphics

picture from pyzam.com

Test

purty car

photo from amcarguide.com